LinkedIn and Us
Everyone’s on LinkedIn. Except us. And here’s why.
What is LinkedIn
A place where people pretend to be successful. And congratulate each other on work anniversaries.
Typical LinkedIn Post
“I’m excited to share that I’ve been promoted to Senior Junior Manager of Nothing. Thank you to everyone who supported me on my journey. 🚀”
47 likes, 12 comments saying “Congratulations!”
Why We’re Not There
1. We Have Nothing to Share
To share something, we’d have to do something.
2. We Have No One to Add
Networking requires interest in people.
3. We Have No Time
0 hours of work per week leaves no room for social media.
The Alternative
Instead of LinkedIn, we use a proven method: no-networking.
How No-Networking Works
- You don’t go to events
- You don’t message people
- People don’t know you
- You have peace
Conclusion
LinkedIn is for those who want to be seen. We want to be invisible.