Stagnation as Strategy

Every company wants to grow. More clients, more employees, more money. Not us.

Problems with Growth

• More work
• More stress
• More responsibility
• More problems

Advantages of Stagnation

• Less work
• Less stress
• Less responsibility
• Fewer problems

Mathematical Proof

Growth = More work
More work = Less free time
Less free time = Less happiness
∴ Growth = Less happiness

Q.E.D.

To Investors

If you’re looking for a company with exponential growth, you’re in the wrong place.

If you’re looking for a company with exponential calm, contact us.

Our KPIs

• Revenue growth: 0%
• Employee growth: 0%
• Stress growth: 0%
• Happiness: Stable

Conclusion

Growth isn’t for everyone. And certainly not for us.