Data-Driven Decision Making
Everyone talks about data. Big data, small data, no data. We prefer the latter.
What is Data
Numbers. Graphs. Tables. Things someone has to collect, clean, and analyze.
Why We Don’t Need Data
We have nothing to measure. How do you measure nothing?
Our Metrics
| Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| Number of projects | 0 |
| Satisfied clients | 100% (of 0) |
| ROI | ∞ (0 costs, 0 revenue) |
| NPS | N/A |
Intuition vs. Data
Some say “Data over intuition.” We say “Intuition over everything.”
Our intuition says: do nothing. And we listen.
A/B Testing
We tested variant A (do nothing) against variant B (do something).
Results:
- A: Peace, calm, satisfaction
- B: Stress, deadlines, problems
Clear winner.
Conclusion
Data is for those who need evidence. We have faith. Faith in nothing.