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Agile Methodology for the Lazy

Scrum without sprints, Kanban without cards. Ideal for those who don't want to work.

Agile for Normal People

Scrum Master, Product Owner, Daily Standup… Sounds exhausting. We have a better way.

Traditional Agile

  • Daily meetings
  • Sprints
  • Retrospectives
  • Lots of work

Our Agile

  • No meetings
  • No sprints
  • No work
  • Maximum flexibility

Key Principles

1. Daily No-Standup

Instead of standing in a circle, stay seated. Ideally at home.

2. Eternal Sprint

One endless sprint. Never ends, so you never fail.

3. Retrospective Never

Why look back? The future is more important.

Certification

We offer “Lazy Scrum Master” certification. Costs $0 and you get it for nothing.

Conclusion

Agility is about adaptation. We’ve adapted to laziness.